by Tudor

The worst day of my life was 6 years ago in the 3rd grade. For a random reason, two of my classmates got into a fight and I tried to separate them, but that was the biggest mistake possible, a mistake that would cost me my ability to protect myself. One of them took my right pointing finger and then rotated it 180 degrees, only to pull it down to finish me. I called my mother in a hurry, just to get me to the hospital as soon as possible because I couldn’t move my hand. The doctor and the nurses seemed disinterested about my condition, which made everything worse. When they fitted my orthotic, they forced my finger away from the rest of my hand. After many more attempts and a few surgeries, I ended up losing my ability to use my fist, having a finger phalange rotated 180 degrees.

by Sofia

On that day, I woke up and realized my alarm for school didn’t ring. When I wanted to get up, I put my feet down and I touched something that felt gross. It was my dog’s pee.

Going to the bathroom, in a rush, I walked into the door and I banged my head. To feel better, I considered washing my face with cold water, but when I threw water at it, I scalded my face. I screamed because it was awful, and my dad said to me that the cold water was stopped for a pipe reparation.

Thinking that it could not get any better, I went to the kitchen with the hope that nothing worse could happen. In my trying to open the fridge, I banged my head again on the fridge’s door. I decided just to go to school faster, but when I stepped out of the house, I slipped on a banana peel and I hurt myself again.

And when I was imagining that nothing could be worse, after a long list of terrible events, I realized I didn’t have school that day.

Până pe 31 martie 2019 vă invităm să vă înscrieți și să participați la Concursurile de creație literară în limba engleză pentru elevi și studenți.

Temele pentru concurs sunt în funcție de categoria de vârstă a participanților, după cum urmează:

Pentru categoriile de vârstă 11-14 ani si 15-19 ani concursul se va desfășura sub egida Shakespeare School Essay Competition. Tema concursului din ediția 2019 este “A World with NO Rules“ (“O lume fara reguli”)!  Concursul ofera celor 30 de finalisti premii in valoare de peste 5.000 de euro, constand in 2 tabere de limba engleza in Marea Britanie (pentru marele castigator al fiecareia dintre cele doua categorii de varsta: 11-14 ani si 15-19 ani), cursuri de limba engleza la Shakespeare School, inscrieri gratuite la examene Cambridge, carti, dictionare, rechizite, etc. Pentru detalii cu privire la Shakespeare School Essay Competition 2019 dați click AICI.

Pentru tinerii peste 19 ani British Council a deschis înscrierile pentru competiția FameLab 2019. Dacă poți explica un concept științific pe înțelesul unei public larg în maxim trei minute, poţi să te înscrii la FameLab! Poți ajunge să reprezinți România la finala internațională FameLab din Marea Britanie și să ai acces la oportunități profesionale în domeniul comunicării științei la nivel internațional. Concurenții selectați pentru finală vor participa la un masterclass, care îi va ajuta să își îmbunătățească abilități esenţiale de comunicare media şi de prezentare. Masterclass-ul va fi susținut de un trainer din Marea Britanie și se va desfășura în perioada 21 – 21 aprilie 2019, în București. Pentru detalii cu privire la FameLab 2019 dati click AICI.

ATENȚIE! Înscrierile la concursuri sunt acceptate până pe data de 31 martie 2019 (ora 23:59).

Mesajul nostru de suflet este deschis tuturor unicornilor anonimi (Unicorns Anonymously United). Vă dorim SUCCES!

Dear Guests,

I would like to begin by welcoming you to what I think will be the beginning of a new era in the history of mankind. You may think I am exaggerating, but I am going to prove I am not. Everybody says that we are witnessing a very serious process of dumbing down of our school standards and cultural level. That children are unable to cope with the amount of information anymore. That they are the unworthy offspring of our brave and gifted forefathers. And we could keep talking about this until the beginning of May, when wonderful things are about to happen, so it would be a shame if we continued and wasted such precious time.

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