Dear Guests,
I would like to begin by welcoming you to what I think will be the beginning of a new era in the history of mankind. You may think I am exaggerating, but I am going to prove I am not. Everybody says that we are witnessing a very serious process of dumbing down of our school standards and cultural level. That children are unable to cope with the amount of information anymore. That they are the unworthy offspring of our brave and gifted forefathers. And we could keep talking about this until the beginning of May, when wonderful things are about to happen, so it would be a shame if we continued and wasted such precious time.